Just Say 'Hogwash' !!

This was just posted in the forums and I thought it was worthy of the homepage as well..

"If you need it clean - just say 'Hogwash!' BIG chunky bars last and last! Try it on your toughest clothes stains. Also, an excellent hand scrub for mechanics, gardeners and kids and local politicians! So unique, others try to copy it! Get two chunks - one for home and one for the VB Executive sessions. It's made from a blend of all our soaps and cornmeal, so there's nothing harsh to worry about except maybe a reply to your innocent question! If it is washable, you can 'Hogwash! it! Rich in glycerin so it won't dry your skin nor harm clothing. Gets out: grass stains, food stains, goose poop, blood, pitch, grease, grape juice, set-in mildew, political bull$h1t, what the hell bombs etc! 6 oz. bar."