Team Dirty Invades Ft. Lauderdale! Posted Tuesday, December 26, 2006 at 10:59:17 PM     Alexandria Bay, NY 1000 Islands  Comments  Unique Views 1203/Total Views 1216

These pictures are from the Team Dirty January 2006 Trip to Ft. Lauderdale. These are pictures I didn't even know existed until recently.



From left to right"

Upper Row - Andy D, Dirty Bob, Jeremy Nelson, Paulie P, Nick Schaefer, Steve Lavarnway, Tony Scott

Lower Row - (Chris Williams - AKA Johnny Truesdell), Jack B





Here's the story. Nick Schaefer and I decide to take our Buddy Tony Scott to Ft. Lauderdale for a week in January as a bachelor party of sorts since the stupid bastard was getting married. Anyway, this is from the 1st night we got there. We basically gave it all we had.

I actually was given the title "Drunkest Man In America" the next day. I remember nothing of posing for that picture I am in. There is no fucking way I would have my picture taken with a TI Sun unless I was completely obliterated. That alone is proof I was a mess, but I will recap the story anyway.

All three of us were pounding drinks. I just happened to take it a little farther that night juzzling jager, beer, and mixed drinks. At one point they put us in the back of Steve Lavarnway's Car to go to another bar. I was in the middle of the back seat. Nick & Tony said I started making weird noises like I was gonna get real sick. Then I just puked a ridiculous amount out all over myself. Literally got nothing on the car or anyone next to me. I jumped right out when we got to the bar, fell on my face, got up, walked right into Jeremy Nelson's Bar (The Black Pearl) covered in puke and order 2 drinks like it was business as usual. He hands me the drinks and a t-shirt. Long story short I went through 3 t-shirts that night and woke up sleeping outside on someones balcony. At one point Jack and Steve Lavarnway found me in the middle of a big intersection swinging a giant metal pole around. Nick & Tony weren't far off attacking street bums with garbage cans or something. I dont remember any of that either. All I know is despite puking more liquid than any human should be able to I just kept going and made it all night. I'm damn lucky I didnt get robbed, killed, run over, or arrested. Just look how red my eyes are in the picture from puking. That's not to say other people with me didn't GIVE-ER as well, but apparently that was my night to be the "Drunkest Man In America"! 

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